Let us go then

you and i, when the evening is spread out against the sky

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thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

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Filed under flying fuck! i want twelve

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queenofinfinitespace asked: hair, skin, nose, windpipe,

Hair:  What colour looks best on you and what is your natural colour?

  • Auburn is best; I inherited my grandmother’s skin tone, and she was a redhead.  Natural colour is …  brown.  Not really dark, not light, but mixed with blond highlights (still!  ugh), and auburn lowlights.  I don’t feel the need to dye it unless its chin length or longer.

Skin:  Do you tan easily?

  • No.  I burn.  I’ve timed it before, too.  It takes me seven minutes to acquire a severe sunburn.  Go me.

Nose:  What is your favourite perfume/candle fragrance?

  • Perfume either makes me sneeze or dive for my inhaler.  My favourite candle fragrance is either beeswax, or this one candle I have: It’s an East Coast Candle I bought at Boyce’s Farmer’s Market years ago, Woods and Flowers scent.  It used to be white with coloured chunks of wax in it, but F’ton summers bled the colours together, so it’s kind of mustardy in colour now.  The scent reminds me of my dad.

Windpipe:  Do you sing?

  • Sure!  I sang soprano in my church choir, second soprano if the anthems had the line, but I can hit the high note in Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus with practise, which I’m really proud of.  The lower soprano lines and alto are best for my range, though. 

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Tell me about your body. (¬‿¬)

Hair:
What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin:
Do you tan easily?
Eyes:
What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose:
What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth:
Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue:
What was in your last meal?
Windpipe:
Do you sing?
Neck:
Do you wear necklaces?
Ears:
How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks:
Do you blush easily?
Wrists:
Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands:
Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers:
Do you play an instrument?
Heart:
Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs:
Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest:
Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach:
Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back:
Are you a virgin?
Hips:
Do you like to dance?
Thighs:
Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees:
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles:
Have you ever been arrested?
Feet:
Favorite pair of shoes?

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pggyolson:

LET’S SWING! // a mix for electro swing [LISTEN]

i. les yeux noir grant lazlo // ii. zazou smokey joe & the kid // iii. beautiful music sound nomaden // iv. roll out the barrel phil mac // v. jeeves & wooster theme butler reeves // vi. catgroove parov stelar // vii. delight jamie berry feat. octavia rose // viii. baker’s dozen odjbox // ix. the penniless optimistic & remixes the electric swing circus // x. it isn’t true NHYX // xi. so good josh wave // xii. wild! phil mac

pggyolson:

LET’S SWING! // a mix for electro swing [LISTEN]

i. les yeux noir grant lazlo // ii. zazou smokey joe & the kid // iii. beautiful music sound nomaden // iv. roll out the barrel phil mac // v. jeeves & wooster theme butler reeves // vi. catgroove parov stelar // vii. delight jamie berry feat. octavia rose // viii. baker’s dozen odjbox // ix. the penniless optimistic & remixes the electric swing circus // x. it isn’t true NHYX // xi. so good josh wave // xii. wild! phil mac

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Filed under audio electro swing oh yesssssss

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anondracomalfoy:

Uhm no, let’s talk about why Neville Longbottom is a beautiful character and why I wish more people admired him.

  • Neville Longbottom came from an emotionally abusive home; he was constantly made to feel as though he was not only good enough for Gryffindor, but to be called his parents’ son, either. Even Minerva McGonagall noticed this, for she made a statement towards the end of the series that she was going to contact Neville’s grandmother in regards to the things she’d said about her grandson and his Transfiguration grades.
  • Neville’s family thought he was a Squib, and there’s plenty of insinuation that his family was embarrassed and almost ashamed of this, given the multiple occasions where they tried to force Neville to show signs of magic (occasions that were extremely risky to his own damn life, thank you very much). It was only discovered that he possessed magical abilities when one of his family members dangled him outside a window.
  • Neville was the butt of many jokes; even more so than this, really. For most of the series, so many people failed to take him seriously. It was more than just Draco Malfoy and his gang of Slytherin friends picking on Neville—even members of his own House seemed to turn him into a laughing stock. Harry and Ron joined in on this occasion more than once; particularly in the fourth book when Ron cracked some joke about how no one would ever want to go to the Yule Ball with Neville, and Harry chimed in and laughed.
  • As if that wasn’t enough, Neville also had to endure bullying from one of his teachers. This experience was so severely detrimental to the young boy’s character and already low self-confidence that said teacher became his boggart. His greatest fear was a professor who humiliated and embarrassed him multiple times throughout the course of a week.
  • Neville literally had to sit through a class explaining Unforgivable Curses without being able to vent to anyone his own age about how much it bothered him because of his own parents.
  • NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO SIGN UP FOR DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY. I REPEAT: NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM WAS ONE OF THE FIRST TO SIGN UP FOR DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY. This is huge! You have this kid who everyone thinks is clumsy and ridiculous and who no one really takes seriously willingly offering himself up to a student-led organization dedicated to practicing defensive spells.
  • Neville’s parents will probably never remember who he is, and yet he goes to visit them and pockets the wrappers his mother gives him because they’re probably the only gifts he’ll receive from her.
  • Neville’s proud to be his parents’ kid and damn it he loves them so much even though they can’t remember who he is. He’s living through all this pain of knowing that his parents are physically there but mentally vacant, and that is heart-breaking.
  • Neville was tortured by the same woman who tortured his parents to insanity and mocked him about it the entire time.
  • Neville essentially spent his final year at Hogwarts being a bad ass and rallying up a resistance. Who still thinks that Neville’s a simpering lil boy who just forget stuff and is no better than a Squib?? Anyone? WELL THEN LISTEN UP.
  • NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM STOOD IN FRONT OF LORD VOLDEMORT AKA THE DARK LORD AKA THE SCARIEST DARK WIZARD OF ALL TIME AKA THE WIZARD YOU DON’T WANNA FUCK WITH AND TOLD HIM THAT HE WOULD JOIN HIM ONLY WHEN HELL FROZE OVER.
  • LITTLE CLUMSY, INTROVERTED NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM SAID THIS TO LORD VOLDEMORT.
  • Neville Longbottom also destroyed a Horcrux?? Using the Sword of Gryffindor?? Which only true Gryffindors can do??
  • NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM IS AMAZING WHY HAVE WE NOT BUILT STATUES FOR HIM?
  • Seriously though Neville blossomed into this beautiful character and I think there should be like a shrine to him in every city idek.

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Filed under Harry Potter NEViLLE LONGBOTTOM APPRECIATION

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themonstering:

#would pay for an ep that requires them to pretend to be a couple tbh #and derek plays it up just to screw with chris #acting like chris is his sugar daddy in front of other people #’he buys me such nice things’ #talks about their antiquing trips #sighs and bats his eyes adoringly and calls him christopher because it makes a vein hop around in chris’ temple #and chris gets more and more wound up #until he storms off to go sit in the car like they’re not supposed to be looking for a rugaru at this fucking suburban potluck #and derek sighs to the woman offering him more cake and says ‘he’s got such a temper but he’s an animal in bed’ #chris trips on his way out of the kitchen (via queerly-it-is)

themonstering:

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taco-bell-rey:

Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.

and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.

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