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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

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mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

tell them you’ll never force them to take medication or stop them from taking it. tell them they will always get to have input on their own medical care. let them know how you feel but give them control over their own bodies and minds. help them get treatment when they want it. help them cope when they don’t want treatment. tell them you’re proud of them either way. make sure your kids know that you loving them doesn’t depend on whether they’re “fixed.” help them find support, whether they need it for one night or for the rest of their lives. don’t let them feel like a prisoner. don’t let them feel like illness is a specter hanging over their personality. love them

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